Every week we are gonna post a couple of costume ideas to get you excited for Halloween. For those of you who are kind of lazy, these costumes are not going to be complicated at all. I promise. In fact, this series should PROBABLY be called:
cat-call's LAZY halloween costume guide (the first)
maybe you just want some inspiration, maybe you want 2 steal my ideas and pass them as your own. I'M MAKING THIS 4 U, MY BELOVED, feel free to take these ideas (honestly they're kind of horrible, which makes them amazing)
1970s
(National) Lava Lamp(oon's Animal House). WHAT. I mixed 2 things from the 70s to create ur dream costume.
Basically, get a tie-dyed crew sweater and write COLLEGE on it.
Then, wear a trucker's cap like this one:
or some board shorts like these:
THERE U GO BRO.
1980s
Want to tap into ur inner 1984????!? Channel FREDDIE MERCURY in the I WANT TO BREAK FREE music video. Could easily work as a group costume as well, someone dresses in drag, someone goes ABC style as some grapes, and the rest wear those weird body suit/paint things. Brilliant.
1990s
EQUALLY FUNNY AND GROSS, wear a light blue button down and blonde wig, and smear fake blood all over your face. Maybe get a fake bird and carry around a romance novel. Boom. You're Fabio.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS, and stay spooky!
